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humorous look at Italian politics (bilingual)


Friday, September 14, 2007
 
Obesity and Global warming catturando 2 piccioni con una fava

Italy gets some attention

NO PASTA FOR YOU! Italians are on spaghetti strike today, refusing to buy all pasta in protest of a 20 percent increase in consumer prices, caused in part by demand for wheat as a biofuel. The average Italian eats pasta once a day, or 61 pounds of the starchy goodness annually.

While Italians might be incensed over expensive orchiette, the biofuel bull market affects food supplies all over the world, and developing countries will be hit hardest. In Mexico, where many poor, rural people survive on a diet built around nutritious corn tortillas, the ethanol rush is responsible for tripling and quadrupling the price of food staples. And ethanol production has a dark side in the United States' food system as well; the more corn we grow, the more we subsidize growing corn, which has already led to the massive, obesity-causing overuse of corn syrup in our diet. It's all food for thought the next time you hear a presidential candidate wax eloquent on the wonders of ethanol.


I comment



Watch out for typos. Italians are angry about overpriced Orichieti, Orchieti would be small testicles whose price is not affected by biofuels.

Also why not buy corn syrup for biofuels ?
Drive up the price of corn syrup as a replacement for corn price supports. Sounds good to me.

The point is that ethanol subsidies should be used to drive up the price of unhealthy foods not healthy foods. So the subsidy should be to purchases of corn syrup for conversion to ethanol not on production of ethanol.

Also we should import ethanol of course.





Wednesday, September 05, 2007
 
Come Sonno Ingenui sti statunitensi

History's First Resignation Flip-flop
09.05.07 -- 2:38PM
By Ben Craw


We thought it was all over when Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) announced his resignation Saturday following the eruption of his airport bathroom sex scandal. But stop right there - was it a resignation, or just the statement of an intent to resign? Now Senator Craig is saying he might not resign after all. What's really going on here behind the scenes? It just so happens that thanks to a couple bizarre twists (in case this story hasn't given you enough), we're privy to the backroom details, in today's episode of TPMtv ...

Penso che devo pensare a come tradurre "dimissionario"





Monday, August 13, 2007
 
Italian Arms smugglers supplying the Iraqi interior ministry

If this isn't fantapolitica, what is ?

Operation Parabellum, the investigation led by Dario Razzi, anti-Mafia prosecutor in this central Italian city, began in 2005 as a routine investigation into drug trafficking by organized-crime figures, branched out into an inquiry into arms dealing with Libya, and then widened to Iraq.

Court documents obtained by the AP show that Razzi's break came early last year when police monitoring one of the drug suspects covertly opened his luggage as he left on a flight to Libya. Instead of the expected drugs, they found helmets, bulletproof vests and the weapons catalog.

Tapping telephones, monitoring e-mails, Razzi's investigators followed the trail to a group of Italian businessmen, otherwise unrelated to the drug probe, who were working to sell arms to Libya and, by late 2006, to Iraq as well, through offshore companies they set up in Malta and Cyprus.

Four Italians have been arrested and are awaiting court indictment for allegedly creating a criminal association and alleged arms trafficking — trading in weapons without a government license. A fifth Italian is being sought in Africa. In addition, 13 other Italians were arrested on drug charges.

In the documents, Razzi describes it as "strange" that the U.S.-supported Iraqi government would seek such weapons via the black market.

Investigators say the prospect of an Iraq deal was raised last November, when an Iraqi-owned trading firm e-mailed Massimo Bettinotti, 39, owner of the Malta-based MIR Ltd., about whether MIR could supply 100,000 AK-47 assault rifles and 10,000 machine guns "to the Iraqi Interior Ministry," adding that "this deal is approved by America and Iraq."


It seems that Mr Razzi is a given to understatement. I'd say totally weird not just "strange"

Interestingly, La Repubblica doesn't seem to have anything up on Bettinotti (I searched for Razzi and found a lot of articles about rockets). Neither does il corriere della sera.


I think fantapolitica scooped them :-)





Tuesday, July 24, 2007
 
Joe Frank tells me

A study showed that people all over the world sleep 2 hours longer when
a sleeping pill is colored blue. The exception is Italians but only the
men. The blue color reminds them of soccer.


he cites radiolab





Saturday, June 09, 2007
 
From president bush's press conference this morning in Rome with Prime Minister Prodi:

Q: And the deadline for the Kosovo independence --

BUSH: What? Say that again?

Q Deadline for the Kosovo independence?

BUSH: A decline?

Q Deadline, deadline.

BUSH: Deadline. Beg your pardon. My English isn't very good. (emphasis added)

Via Talking Points Memo

Heyyyy maybe he's honest when he's in Italy. Quick ask him to list the laws he's decided he can break before he leaves.





Sunday, May 20, 2007
 
UnAmerican Pizza Cazzo what will they think of next ?

Mark Krikorian Warns of the Hispanic Pizza Menace!

Now remind Brad again how to distinguish National Review from the Onion? National Review's anti-immigration crusader Mark Krikorian warns us of the Histpanic pizza menace:

New York Times: Mr. Swad, who is Italian-Lebanese and was born and raised in Columbus, Ohio, did not speak Spanish when he opened his first take-out pizzeria in Dallas in 1986. But he saw a business opportunity in the growing Latino minority in his neighborhood, and the way his customers struggled to order in English. A year later he changed the name from Pizza Pizza to Pizza Patrón, hired bilingual staff members and added items like La Mexicana, a pizza that includes spicy chorizo sausage and jalapeños.


Noted with piacere particolare



Can we also retroactively evict those damn Italians that infected this country with that pizza fad in the first place?

Posted by: ogmb | May 19, 2007 at 05:28 PM

(sta scherzando)





Wednesday, May 09, 2007
 
Forse Fa Raggione

I am trying to make senses of the English sentence "Might makes right." It has one clear meaning "Forza fa raggione," but it can also be interpreted in a way so that it is actually true by interpreting might as the word used to indicate that the following statment is subjunctive. The word makes false statements true "there are WMD in Iraq" is false. "There might be WMD in Iraq" is true. Thus might makes right.

I have trouble explaining this in English due to the unfortunately perfect homonymy, but it works fine in Italian

"Forza non fa raggione ma forse fa raggione." The near homonymy is perfect.

And I always thought learning foreign languages was a waste of time (that was, I admit, before I learned about blogging).





Friday, March 30, 2007
 
Reader(s) of this blog will have noticed that posting has been light in the past few years.

I have an excuse. I more or less gave up on posting here, when I realised that I am totally outclassed, incompetent and pathetic. There is no way I could invent fantapolitica as bizarre weird and mind bogling as this

Berlusconi: «Udc estremista, non la Lega»


I know when I'm beaten.





Monday, February 12, 2007
 
Il Voice of America (radio internazionale degli USA che non è per niente il BBC) referisce che il capo dei stati maggiore ha detto che l'ultima intelligence dall'administrazione Bush è falso.

Strano si ma più strano il suo cognome. L'ufficiale più alto in divisa Statunitenze si chiama General Pace.




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